Jane to the Rescue

How my sister saved the world

Letters from Vienna #8

Today, the 19th of January 2022, is my sister’s birthday. I shan’t be indiscreet and reveal her year of birth nor shall I reveal any family secrets. In fact: I’ll steer well clear of all of them; they being too numerous to count! What I shall do is talk of her efforts to save humanity, which once included trying to take Barack Obama to court. This earned her considerable opprobrium and opened her to much ridicule at the time. Indeed, she was deemed “loony of the week” by a curious rag notorious for paying its contributors poorly called “Falter”. She is currently, unsurprisingly, termed a “conspiracy theorist” by the equally dubious Wikipedia. Ironically, if humanity is saved it will not be a little due to her.

My sister remains to this day essentially an Internet phenomenon. Thus, I had to laugh when I read a discussion online of whether she actually exists or not. So much for the research skills and deductive capacities of so many “Internet detectives” I couldn’t help but think! I was also amused when someone wrote that she must be a fraud because she spoke and wrote faulty German! I was less happy however when a Falter hack by the name of Joseph Gepp (the d is silent) published her exact address, which was less than decent on his part. Why, I asked myself, would anyone do that?

In 2009 one of her fiercest critics was Gepp who wrote: “Jane Bürgermeister is a petite woman, says she is the daughter of an Irish mother and an Austrian father, is around 40 and dresses modestly. She has short hair, circles under her eyes, sunken cheeks and wears too much lipstick. She sits in front of the computer day and night – as her publication activity suggests – and spreads her firm conviction that a virus-related mass murder planned by pharmaceutical companies and secret societies will soon wipe out most of the world’s population.”

My sister, who once excelled at Karate is hardly petite, her mother was in fact Irish, her father: Austrian and her dress code decidedly tasteful and elegant. As to having “sunken cheeks”, this is patent nonsense, she is simply thin, and as to wearing too much lipstick: that is a matter of debate; for years she wore none. What is beyond question is that she is well-educated, works extremely hard, was, in 2009 at least, an extremely successful freelance journalist who worked for The Guardian, The Observer and the British Medical Journal, is strong willed and types with ferocious speed.

What is also clear is that the mass murder my sister predicted in 2009 is currently unfolding before our very eyes. She delayed but couldn’t prevent it. Why was she so unsuccessful? Perhaps due to the likes of Joseph Gepp, who clearly failed to do his due diligence.

According to Gepp my sister is: “a phenomenon of an information age in which many no longer know where to draw the line between truth and insanity; a time when one can publish texts about major world conspiracies and still be taken seriously by a surprising number of people; in which no threshold can control the mass dissemination of un-reflected half-information. Sociologists have even created their own name for the variety that Jane Bürgermeister pursues: “high-tech paranoia”.”

It all began, Gepp writes, when a neighbour drew my sister’s attention to an article in a local newspaper. It was about an incident at the US pharmaceutical company Baxter in Orth an der Donau from where samples were sent to European laboratories. Near Prague, employees discovered that the liquid, which had been declared harmless, was contaminated with dangerous bird flu pathogens. My sister began to “speculate”, so Gepp, about the background to the incident and simply “went too far”.

“She begins with a statement about the incident at Baxter that doesn’t seem foolish. But then she elaborates, still sounding serious, about its background. She names organisations that are otherwise only known from mystery TV series or Dan Brown novels. And then commences a wide gap between her factual demeanour and her words.”

„The Baxter glitch, Bürgermeister claims, points to a “radical reduction in the world’s population” using killer viruses in the swine flu vaccine. The World Health Organisation (WHO) will soon overthrow national governments and make vaccination compulsory. 80 percent of the people would fall victim to biological mass murder, the rest would form a new class of slaves. Because the injection also contains satellite-controlled microchips to make survivors docile. It is “a plan that has been worked out for decades”.”

“The masterminds, Bürgermeister continues, are the UN and the WHO. Behind it – “if you think everything through” - are the powerful secret societies of the Freemasons, Bilderberg and Illuminati.”

“Ultimately, it is a matter of resource scarcity. There is less water and less farmland. But the group doesn’t want to switch to renewable energy, they want to reduce humanity. Then you will have a planet that is fresh and close to its original state.” It is “the old dream of dominating the world”. The core group includes – “if you put all the pieces together” – “the Rothschilds and Rockefellers”.

Instead of doing the research himself, and one has to ask the question as to whether Gepp has the requisite experience (he was born in 1984), capacity, background and intellectual tools to do so, he more or less questions my sister’s sanity, which can, as we all know, have serious consequences. Indeed, there was an attempt in 2009 to place my sister under guardianship, which she vigorously and successfully resisted. Why the judge involved, a certain Michaela Lauer, attempted to strip my sister of her rights remains unclear. Perhaps, one day, she might well tell us all the truth of the matter.

The last thing my sister wanted in 2009 was to become either infamous as a “whistleblower” or to lose the sources of her considerable income. She wished to become successful and gain fame with the aid of screenplays and novels. Unhappily, one of her better ideas, which I thought extremely funny indeed, seems to have been stolen and made into a film: Brüno, though the end product hardly compares with the originality of her idea, which was much funnier.

Given that Sacha Baron Cohen seems to have close links to the CIA, at least that is what the usually reliable Alan MacLeod reports in Mintpress[1], one doesn’t have to look too far to guess who might have stolen her idea. Also, if one of the CIA targets at the time was Jörg Haider the mystery of who actually murdered him in 2008 seems to have been solved. For a long time, I thought Muammar Gaddafi (another target of Cohen’s 2012 “The Dictator”) responsible. Now I am convinced that it was the CIA, perhaps in collaboration with the Mossad, all along. But then again, I am running off at a tangent, am speculating and have long tended toward “conspiracy theory”.

In 2009 my sister alleged that an “international corporate criminal syndicate, which has annexed high government office inside the United States, is intent on carrying out a mass genocide against the people of the United States by using an artificial (genetic) flu pandemic virus and a forced vaccination program to cause mass death and injury and depopulate America in order to transfer control of the United States to WHO, the UN and affiliated security forces (UN troops from countries such as China, Canada, the UK and Mexico etc.”

When she first spoke of the depopulation agenda I sincerely didn’t understand. Was not the aim of capitalism to increase profit and wasn’t it to the advantage of the capitalists to have as many customers as possible? Was it not a case of: “the more the merrier”? Nor, to be frank, did I grasp how she could take Obama to court. Was he not a Noble Prize winner who was almost universally admired? That was, of course, before he started killing Afghan women and children on an industrial scale.

Before 2009 my sister had evinced all signs of materialistic, bourgeois conformity, had despised the weak and the poor, had supported the war against Iraq (to “protect our way of life”) and had taken a hard stance toward the Palestinians. She was, in my eyes at least, a superficial, money grubbing, yuppy reactionary. Why the change? Or had I erred all along? Perhaps she had taken more after my mother, who was capable of noble self-sacrifice and who was renowned for her integrity and honesty, after all. But was she to be taken seriously or not?

The first time I took her seriously was when she posted a video about the crash in which the whole Polish government was eliminated in 2010. It sent a chill down my spine. How could this be possible? How could an entire government of a sovereign nation be murdered with so little consequence? And could it really be, as my sister asserted, due to Polish opposition to vaccines? The question seemed, then at least, peripheral.

“There is proof” my sister asserted “many organisations – World Health Organisation, UN as well as vaccine companies such as Baxter and Novartis – are part of a single system under the control of a core criminal group, who give the strategic leadership, and who have also funded the development, manufacturing and release of artificial viruses in order to justify mass vaccinations with a bioweapon substance in order to eliminate the people of the USA, and so gain control of the assets, resources etc. of North America. The motivation for the crime is classical robbery followed by murder although the scale and method are new in history. The core group sets its strategic goals and operative priorities in secret using committees such as the Trilateral Commission, and in person to person contact in the annual Bilderberg meeting. It can be identified as the “Illuminati”, a mafia-like group with family dynasties at its center.”

“Specifically, evidence is presented that Defendants President Barack Obama, President of the United States, David Nabarro, UN System Coordinator for Influenza, Margaret Chan, Director General of World Health Organization, Kathleen Sibelius, Secretary of Department of Health and Human Services (HHS), Secretary Janet Napolitano, the Department of Homeland Security, David de Rothschild, banker, David Rockefeller, banker, George Soros, banker, and Alois Stöger, Austrian Health Minister, among others, are part of this international corporate crime syndicate which has, marching as one phalanx to carry out their plan of genocide, have developed, produced, stockpiled and used biological weapons to eliminate the population of the United States for financial and political gain. Evidence is presented for contending that the defendants did conspire with each other and with others to devise, fund and participate in the final phase of the implementation of a covert international bioweapons program involving, among other entities, the pharmaceutical companies Baxter and Novartis, by first instructing for the bioengineering and, then release of lethal biological agents, specifically, the so-called “bird flu” virus and, the “so-called” swine flu virus, in order to have a pretext to implement a forced mass vaccination program, which will be the means for the administration of a toxic biological agent using the delivery system of an injection, so causing death and injury to the people of the United States in violation of the Biological Weapons Anti-Terrorism Act of 1989 (BWATA) passed into law in 1990, which extended the scope of bio-warfare materials regulation to include private individuals and non-state organisations, including corporations. There is clear, verifiable and unambiguous proof that Baxter AG, Austrian subsidiary of Baxter International, based in Deerfield, Ill, deliberately, wilfully and knowingly, sent out 72 kilos of live bird flu virus as one the most deadly bioweapons and supplied by the World Health Organisation, Geneva, Switzerland in the winter of 2009 to 16 laboratories in four countries and so nearly triggered a pandemic.”

To go into the specifics of these grave allegations is beyond the scope of this particular essay. Suffice it to say: the similarities to what is happening today are remarkable.

Joseph Gepp at least has made a career. While my sister has been exiled to Greece and continues to blog and write on Twitter he works for the once prestigious magazine Profil. Will he take his vaccine and booster shots? Most probably. If humanity is saved, and right now its fate hangs in the very balance, it certainly won’t be due to him.

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[1] https://www.mintpressnews.com/closer-scrutiny-reveals-close-state-power-sacha-baron-cohen-really/279355/